Truman Bentley Jr.
3219 Carden Drive
Columbus, GA
31907-2143
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Ross Priddle: #402, 734 - 2nd Ave. NW, Calgary, Alberta, T2N 0E3, CANADA.
Ross Priddle: #402, 734 - 2nd Ave. NW, Calgary, Alberta, T2N 0E3, CANADA.
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Mr. Magoo people with bad eyes
did the disc survive the journey.
TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. is ANNUNAKI.
Yes, the disc survived the journey, thanks! I'm gonna schmote tonight and see what's on it...!
For this is of HOWELL. HOWELL HOWELL HOWELL!
For the canvasses are Warholin allllll the swank galleries of the South Carolina Charleston. Each canvass sold is fuel and YACH-ET akootruhments for the St. Andrews Panama City mansion life of Howell filets many skremps and barbees. For the ways of the ANNUNAKI are COOKIE CAKES and CANDY TREATS. For TRUMAN is the best artist who ever ever is YES! The YES of TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. is the ANNUNAKI BOHEMIAN GROVE LORD GOD WONDERFUL OF ALL WORLDS!
You cannot schmote. For you must wear John Steed Barrister wear and work at the STOCK BROKERAGE of Howellness and CEO over all the crumbs of the left and scrape your mud boot on the backs of the right. For HOWELL demands POWER and POWER is of HOWELL and THE POWER PRIDDLE is what irks the Priddle detractors more than anything. SUCCESS is the Priddle Mantra. EMPATHY is craved out to be cast to the dogs as a nibbly gnaw bone. For the Bentspoon is a SILVER SPOON! HAIL HOWELL! HAIL ROSS PRIDDLE! Glazed Honey Baked Ham! And Currant Tea for the Debutants! The world swirls on the smiles of THE LANDED GENTRY! NECESSITY SUPREME! HAIL IZOD! HAIL PENNY LOAFERS! HAIL MAX! HAIL RUSHMORE! HAIL JOHN MCENROE! Drink tea! Nibble scones! For the Newsletter is the map of all TIME BANDITS. FIND YOUR WAY! Hear the words! TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.!!!!
i want to be just like scott farkis. powerful. with green teeth and yellow eyes.
Shim Uh Lack.
Shimuh locka.
Dwackuh.
DOO WACKUH.
SHEM UH LACK.
SHEM UH LACK.
This is a worm curse hex that goes into the brain subconscious like an ear wig uh cray zuh to the brain, the brain of any bod dee who says EYES NOT WUNDUHFUH! EYES NOT WUNDUHFUH!
Ross. you watch the disc yet.
Yeah, I watched it. It's brilliant! Pure "goon clips"! (no lame old tv shows or b-movies!) Especially loved Stan and Kerrie (I'm guessing) reading Todd's letters! Next time you burn mail-art, film it!
strange. everyone loves the goon clips. so goon clips it is. two hours two minutes twenty eight seconds per dvd-r. from here on. goon clips exclusively.
ross. start recording on cassette tape you reading the newsletter. send the tape when full. then you can join the next goon clip mix.
ATTENTION PEOPLE!
ROSS PRIDDLE IS ONE OF THE SLEESTAK ALIENS! HE ONLY FEARS THE POPPING CRYSTALS OF SMOKE SCREEN! THE LIGHT IS POWERFUL! ROSS HAS ASEMIC WORDS OF INK PEN WRITINGS DRAWINGS! ITS NOT GRAFFITI IT IS SLEESTAK LANGUAGE!
DON'T ACK OR DAIN!
BE FULL CODPIECE OF THE FILM MOVIE FAIRY TALES. DIRECTED BY E.EDDIE EASTMAN AND ENRICO KODAK!
WATCH THE FILM
FAIRY TALES
THEN WEAR A COD PIECE!
the best schmote to try is HAIR EXTENSIONS that have fell off on the ground. Any bits of disguarded WEAVES. Forget schmotin' reefisses. Schmote WEAVESES. In a pite or uh bole or rolt up. Inhailt. Weaves is powuhfuh blenz uh schmotin' satif fatchstuns.
NUR DAWT. NUR DAWT. Try schmotin' TOUR NAILT CLIP TINZ. Yeller ones wit green dirts wert duh bess.
my braint. it be all panit. i gots to lay down and breeve slowly.
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New Zadnik pumpkin dialogue of him explaining the Cult Leader's demand to BATHE AND SHAVE. And two weeks of Grow. Shave. Grow. Shave. Its on YOU TUBE. Under TZ SPEAKS.
Attention all you CULT DETRACTORS. Ross is successful. He gets BIG BANK PAID to supervise big MUSHROOM FARM GROWS for restaurants. He makes TTTTTTTHOUSANDS of CANADIAN BIG BANK DOLLARS each week to perfect PIZZA SPAGHETTI MUSHROOM FARMS. Cold. Damp. His farmings are FOOD DELICIOUS OF RICH. That is why he is so BOTANY like that. All graduate degreed perfected rich. So his art flourishes. And the ladies all flock to him to put VITALIS on his hair locks. And read the messages in his head bumps. His phrenology is banking. He has no LACKING OR SLACKING IN HIS BANKING!
toegrass is the hair growing either side of a camel toe
Then he must remove all of its fat (just as fat was removed from the peace offering sacrifice) and the priest must offer it up in smoke on the altar for a soothing aroma to the Lord. So the priest will make atonement on his behalf and he will be forgiven.
Starting in 1801, astronomers discovered Ceres and other bodies between Mars and Jupiter which were for some decades considered to be planets. Between then and around 1851, when the number of planets had reached 23, astronomers started using the word asstroyd for the smaller bodies and then stopped naming or classifying them as planets.
Americans are ugly. Vile. Arrogant smug THINGS.
let bees sting your camel toe. Then catch the SPAM top curdled jelly plug that sits on top.
I love it when bees sting my camel toe.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/chrstphre/16175830872/
I am looking for an older gentleman to buy me a vibrator not in the clearance section and watch me play with it
Much better. Heat a clothes hanger and create the smell of burnt.
An empath is a person who is able to identify with the suffering of other people and thereby feel compassion for them. It's not necessary for an empath to identify so strongly that they actually feel or even take on the suffering of other people. But there are many different types of empaths. Some people are able to identify with other peoples' suffering without becoming attached to it in any way.
As only one example, Jesus Christ was the most exemplary type of empath.
I do not like empaths in a box.
I do not like empaths with a fox.
I do not like empaths anywhere.
I do not like empaths.
I DON'T CARE.
So sayeth the Lord,
TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.
I want to make love to the dying Christ on the cross. Slick his hair with my vitamin E hair gel. The same does not go for other religions of the world. Only a few. As their logo icon motif whatsuh is not sexy enough to HURNCH on.
Like the Sugar Hill Gang song DOUBLE DUTCH BUS says. I wanna KNOCK YUH OUT WITH MY SUPUH SPERM! Or was that RAPPER'S DELIGHT.
When Joe Strummer asked to hear WULLY BULLY. They said,
NO NO NO!
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