Sunday, March 22, 2015

Do not write below this line. OBEY!


Truman Bentley, Jr.
3219 Carden Drive
Columbus, GA
31907-2143
USA

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16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hello, I am interested in forming a group to study the Bible. My intention is to provide some instruction in the basic doctrines of Christ, and maybe go a bit deeper as people gain understanding. This is a study group for those who are not yet Christians, but are interested in learning about God through His word in an open, honest forum.
I am not a professional pastor or ordained leader. I am just a man who loves God and wants to lead others to a deeper relationship with Him.
If you are limited in mobility I can come to you.
God bless!

Anonymous said...

I have a pressurized toilet (Quantum) I installed 20 years ago. I wanted a 1.4 gallon per flush toilet.

By "pressurized", that means instead of the tank of water on top, and the traditional fill & flush valves, it has a metal tank inside the upper part, which becomes pressurized as the water fills it after each flush. So what you get is a very powerful flush, sounds like a jet engine. And the water savings is substantial. Much better than the 6 gallon per flush that was in their originally.

And almost problem free. This pressurized toilet has given me just one minor problem at all in 20 years. The only repair needed was at the 15 year mark, when I had to replace a couple of parts to prevent water running into the bowl, total bill : $35 in parts and 1 hour's time.

$35 in toilet repairs in 20 years! That certainly wasn't my experience with the traditional toilets before.

And in all those 20 years, you know how many times I've had to plunge it? Not once. It's flushed perfectly every single time. Never once needed to be plunged.

At the time I purchased it, it was on display in a big box home store. And cost about the same as the other mid-priced toilets. Not much in other words.

So here's the question: I was in a home store the other day and asked if they had an pressurized toilets, and they said "no, they aren't very popular". So I'm wondering why these pressurized toilets, since they are economical, save water, work so well, and are so reliable, why aren't they more popular? Any ideas?

Anonymous said...

Took the sticker off a banana, put it on my shirt and said, "I hereby deputize you to uphold the law in Bananatown!"

Elevator is silent now.

Anonymous said...

I just moved to town and rarely see anyone with stretched ears and tats around Blickendeeblorp. I came in and the pdf didn't show up on the machine. not tryna flirt or whatever but am new to town and hoping to learn secrets about the area.

Anonymous said...

I like her thighs. I have since Alien, stepping into that pressure suit. Her thighs are big for an otherwise trim (at the time) woman, not firm, not flabby, just big. I love to imagine Sigourney's thighs wrapped around my neck, rocking me back and forth so my tongue is constantly changing angle and pressure against her clit. My favorite chub and splooge reverie is her pressing her thighs against my ears and talking dirty; I can't understand a word she is saying, but I can hear the vibration of her voice through the thighs, and I obey as if by instinct.

Anonymous said...

We tortured some folks.

Anonymous said...

But God raised him from the dead, freeing him from the agony of death, because it was impossible for death to keep its hold on him.

Anonymous said...

Why care so much about death when you can't even be THE NAZ in life. Always trying to tell someone how to prune their bushes. MRS. KRAVITZ! Go tell it to Abner.

Anonymous said...

In 2006, in response to growing concerns about record levels of childhood obesity in the United States, Sesame Street began airing segments titled Healthy Habits for Life. In these segments, the Muppet characters of Sesame Street talk about healthy habits, such as eating properly and exercising. The Healthy Habits for Life segments spawned Internet rumors that Cookie Monster's name had been changed to Veggie Monster or would be taken off the show entirely.

In a 2007 appearance on Martha Stewart's TV program, Cookie Monster explained his new philosophy that "Cookies are a sometimes food."

On February 10, 2008, NPR host Elizabeth Blair interviewed Cookie Monster for the All Things Considered segment In Character. He answered the Proust Questionnaire, as well as revealing some of his favorite and non-favorite things.

In a June 19, 2008, appearance on The Colbert Report, Cookie Monster again explained that "Cookies are a sometimes food." He also attempted to eat Stephen Colbert's Peabody Award. Colbert had asked agitatedly why Cookie Monster had "abandoned the pro-cookie agenda" and thus caused fruit to become the favorite snack of American children, according to a study Colbert had heard. Colbert criticized Cookie Monster for not wearing a cookie lapel pin. Cookie Monster also claimed to have "crazy times during the '70s and '80s", referring to himself as "the Robert Downey, Jr. of cookies." After eating a cookie to prove he still likes cookies, Cookie Monster asked if the Peabody Award, a round medallion on a small pedestal, was a cookie. When Colbert returned to speak to Cookie Monster at the end of the show, the award had disappeared and Cookie Monster was wiping his mouth with a napkin.

Anonymous said...

peepuh are made out uh doo key.

Anonymous said...

Why form a group to STUDY THE BIBLE. Why not cover a room with its pages and HAVE AN ORGY all over it.The same goes for ALL other religions of the world which do not see SELF as GOD.

Anonymous said...

Your INVISIBLE GOD has no hold on you or anybody else. Just the endless fantasy of FEAR you use as a weapon to point at people's minds. To instill FEAR and SELF DOUBT. The monotheistic god adorers are criminally insane. Just as their criminal fantasy god jesus who was tried, and executed. Jesus was found guilty and executed. From the start christianity was a criminal religion. Thus the church is a criminal entity.

Anonymous said...

christian bible paper mixed with wheat paste. made into a pulp is great to squeeze around the male member and carefully removed to let dry. filled with silicone it easily can be peeled away creating an exact copy of a more LOVING, USEFUL, ENJOYABLE and PERSONALLY MORE RELEVANT GOOD GOD. THE PHALLUS! Worshiped by sane people throughout human history.

Anonymous said...

CHRIST is CRUST. CRUST IS CRUD.

Anonymous said...

FUT a man named DON GRAHVITZ.

Anonymous said...

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