If you cook canadian bacon til the sugar starts to blacken on the edge. Take that. Let it cool. Scrape it off. Then roll it up in a schmote paper like a pink E-Z WIDER. Put it in a water pipe. Schmote it. It shall make you see the image of John Candy.
my mental illness is so twitch now i can barely converse with the cashier in the grocery store. i totally don't mesh with society. i walk around singing in my mind. GOTTA GET READY FOR THE HOSE OF BETTY. GOTTA GET READY FOR THE HOSE OF BETTY. I might start collecting unopened packs of women's HOSE just for the COVER ART. The most SLIPPITY HOSE LEGS photos shall be the PURCHASE OR NOT FACTOR. Who needs a woman when you can just SLEEP IN HOSE or go around wearing hose UNDER YOUR CLOTHES.
The reality is. If women. SEW on a CHAZ. Then they are EMPOWERED. Complete. VALUED. Because of their PHYSICAL COMPLETION. Sew on a CHAZ. The key to Whole Roundness. As the earth rotates on its Axis IN THE ROUND. So too can WOMAN who CHAZES. SEW ON A CHAZ! The art of the EXTRA PIECE. The ultimate ART PIECE.
Certain radio waves cause HI JINX. Inbetween the dial of static. Set it there. The TONE uh get you highs. Listen to FM. Listen to AM. Its the noise you can trip on. Its the noise you can BIRTH on.
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Hawaiian. Ross. Try INVOCATIONS. And EVOCATIONS. Rather than altering the mind. Alter THE REALITY.
Call up the spirits. The forces of the ether.
Speak to Belial. Azazel. And the other spookies.
Hawaiian. Ross. Try INVOCATIONS. And EVOCATIONS. Rather than altering the mind. Alter THE REALITY.
Call up the spirits. The forces of the ether.
Speak to Belial. Azazel. And the other spookies.
If you cook canadian bacon til the sugar starts to blacken on the edge. Take that. Let it cool. Scrape it off. Then roll it up in a schmote paper like a pink E-Z WIDER. Put it in a water pipe. Schmote it. It shall make you see the image of John Candy.
I do not like the band OASIS.
Oasis was a bunch of dumb choads.
Jesus is real. Because DOCK BOGGS is REAL!
GRIGORI ANTONIN is alright.
Instead of chemical alterations.
Try invoking your SUBCONSCIOUS.
Ross. You need to be more HOWELL.
The rappers want you to SAG and smell like PURE SHEA BUTTER and get NO SLEEP TIL BROOKLYN!
HA HA
flaking.
peeling.
withering.
Bone TRIUMBJUH.
BONE TRIUMBJUH.
THE VEX!
change the name of this blog to BENT POON and feature HONOR BLACKMON Emma Peel style Howell approved GINGER GRANTS.
ONLY WOMEN UNDER THIRTY are BEAUTIFUL and VALUED.
Only they can work at ORANGE JULIUS in THE MALL!
Comment Thirteen.
OILS OF SHIMMY!
Mail Art people. Mail Art people. TIC TAC. TIC TAC. You needs uh TIC TAC. Yo bref be staint. Yo bref be staint.
my mental illness is so twitch now i can barely converse with the cashier in the grocery store. i totally don't mesh with society. i walk around singing in my mind. GOTTA GET READY FOR THE HOSE OF BETTY. GOTTA GET READY FOR THE HOSE OF BETTY. I might start collecting unopened packs of women's HOSE just for the COVER ART. The most SLIPPITY HOSE LEGS photos shall be the PURCHASE OR NOT FACTOR.
Who needs a woman when you can just SLEEP IN HOSE or go around wearing hose UNDER YOUR CLOTHES.
Instead of RABBIT EARS. Draw pantyhose.
The GOAL is to teach people to reject all gods but SELF!
All religions and gods other than SELF are dumb and stupid and should not continue.
SELF is lord. Other gods aren't.
god adorer writings are mumbo jumbo.
The reality is. If women. SEW on a CHAZ. Then they are EMPOWERED. Complete. VALUED. Because of their PHYSICAL COMPLETION. Sew on a CHAZ. The key to Whole Roundness. As the earth rotates on its Axis IN THE ROUND. So too can WOMAN who CHAZES. SEW ON A CHAZ! The art of the EXTRA PIECE. The ultimate ART PIECE.
I DESPISE ALL WOMEN.
So sayeth
TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.
You shall be able to enjoy life. Remanufacturing and repairing FIAT X/19 door handles.
Drug is bad Ross Priddles. Drug is BAD.
Certain radio waves cause HI JINX. Inbetween the dial of static. Set it there. The TONE uh get you highs. Listen to FM. Listen to AM. Its the noise you can trip on. Its the noise you can BIRTH on.
Women make me feel like dirt. So sayeth TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. Therefore I despise all women.
NICHOLAS JOHNSON is a real artist. HE IS REAL!
VEE DEE is real in public rest areas.
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