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Women artists must have nice hair like Peggy Guggenheim or Salvador Dali's woman MARTA. If your hair is not like the woman on the VIDAL SASSON commercial you are not an artist. Women of the art world are like Peggy Guggenheim and Marta, because they have pretty hair. All women artists must have hair like that to be an artist. Also all artists must make over $300,000 dollars a year to be a real artist. Anything less is like jumping around game show contestants. These people must wear NAME TAGS so people know they have a name. Only PEGGY GUGGENHEIM is a real artist. Yoker oner does not count. She is only famous because she married JAWN LINNERN. Yoker should change her name to SCHREECH OWL. Now. Art is controlled. There are hundreds of non artists out there who are not artists. They are called CRAY ZEES. Crazees are lunatics who have run away from THE NERVOUS HOSPITAL. The NERVOUS HOSPITAL is a place all cray zees should be. All men artists are artists if they sell one twenty dollar painting a year. Then they are A REAL ARTIST. All men have to sell is one twenty dollar painting a year to be A REAL ARTIST. Because men art who invented artists. Women can put a roller skate on one foot and shuffle around. This can make them a real artist. Because people will look and say HEY SHE HAS ON ONE ROLLER SKATE THAT MEANS SHE IS AN ARTIST. If the woman takes the skate off she instantly is not an artist.
Ross. Tell Theo I got his god damn card and I sent him something, but in his street address I couldn't tell if the number had two ones or two sevens. Hope he gets it. Tell him to always print his GOD DAMN return address clearly.
In the future women shall be bred with multiple breasts to lactate on farms to replace cows. The cows shall be replaced with REAL COWS. WOMEN! Their breast milk shall replace cow milk in grocery stores. For women serve the purpose of their existance and that is washing, ironing, chores and producing milk.
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