#402, 734 - 2nd Ave. NW,
I really dig what is going on in this SCRIBBLE SCRABBLE. The artist has really nailed down the uselessness and vandelic like nature of graffiti only here , on paper instead of property THAT DOES NOT BELONG TO THEM.
The Aponte has sent several post cards numbered of his slap acrylic and bling jewels on squares of cardboard from boxes. These can easily absorb bacon grease to get the patio grill going. Or they can join the Ross Archive in Canada. As stamps flow in I'll send them to you. Stamps are necessary. Stamps are needed. The mail is piling up and the sight of it is getting on my nerves. The sociopath in my head says TO THE PATIO GRILL! Start a movement to buy art freedom. Liberate these captives from their patio grill destiny with stamps! Help the art! FREE THE ART! Remember, just one stamp can liberate a piece of mail art from a fiery fate!
All Bentspoon addixs are ain-gruh that they daily FIX of posted images is not happenin'. Rawst. POST MORE OFTEN!
Yeah, sorry, we've kinda gone to a weekly schedule... I've been posting like mad of Facebook though! I'm posting everything I posted on BENTSPOON over the last 3 or 4 years... It's playing well! People are loving your stuff Truman!
Ross. You should only burn things on a grill. Throwing things in rivers angers the river spirit. Now look at the flood you caused.
All my archives got washed away, Truman...! Black ops!
First it was the flood. Now comes the backed up sewage and the mosquitoes. Power cut. Refrigeration stops. Food rots. Garbage draws in bears and wildlife. All this from the evil act of you tossing something in the river angering the river god. Patio grill fire sends things back to the primal source. Use your grill Ross. Learn. Use your grill. You must also perform a ritual of APOLOGY to the river god. Otherwise water shall team up on you. Hail, storm rain. Slip and fall. Leaky pipes. Water shall be after you until you formally apologize to the river god in a ritual. You must ask water to forgive you. You must show sincere contrition as you speak to the river god.
The U.S. Government is a criminal machine.
Ha! Ha! Capital sell outs to China have mud on their face because no one respects America. Putin thinks the USA is a little Bitch. Little dick traitor snowden is what no principles America deserves. Ha! Ha! Ha! America is a dirty tramp.
Lots of addressed mail piled up awaiting stamps. As stamps arrive from MAIL ART CHOADS I'll send it to you.
90% of people who create art and say they are an artist are just mentally ill losers. They are not an artist. The minimum requirement is an artist has to make $300,000 dollars a year on art to be able to be called an artist. Below that level you are not an artist. Just a loser nut. LOSER NUT. Nut. As in mentalllllllly ill. As in not a real grown up. Grown ups are fully formed psyches. Like the MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD on the DOS EQUIS beer advertisements. No. that is not art you create unless you make $300,000 dollars a year. Mental ill checker doctors need to come over in THE STATE BUS and do an intervention and take away all the art supplies and train you to mop the floor and work forty hours a week at Burger Fink. Nate Monroe the Down Syndrome worker there A.K.A. CORKY is a real man because he works forty hours a week. Not everyone is an artist. Only really talented people are artists. Jamie Wyeth climbs in a big cardboard box and paints landscapes so no one can see him so he won't be BOTHERED by sychophants. People who get out there and be seen creating art are not artists either. Being seen creating art is the same as the mentally ill person who has diarreah in public and tries to wipe their ass in the street. So all you people out there who think you are an artist, you are not! Art in high school is just a place to put stupid people who are too stupid to take math classes. Real artists who make $300,000 dollars a year know how to do trigonometry. They can do math because they are REAL ARTISTS. All the people who are artists and make over $300,000 a year on their art can do trigonometry. They know how to do math because they are a real artist and they make over $300,000 dollars a year. Below that amount all you people need to get on the STATE BUS to THE MENTAL NERVOUS HOSPITAL so them good doctors over there can straighten you out. P.S. YOU are not an artist. Nope. Not you. You = Not an artist. Why are you not an artist? Because you have no real talent. You are like a dull butter knife on steak. You just don't cut it. As an artist. Because. YOU are NOT an artist.
Art choads, art choads, they wish they were an artist but they aren't. They aren't an artist. No sir ree. No sir ree. Not an artist. Everyone knows it too. All the people in their town think they are just a weirdee. Just a weirdee. Because they wannabe an artist and they aren't. Bumbling hands draw toilet seats. Moldy mind draws pathological crazy, pathological crazy, cray-zee. WHY? Because they aren't an artist. No Sir Ree, No Sir Ree! Not an an artist YEAH!
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