#402, 734 - 2nd Ave. NW,
Richard Simmons. It is too cold to walk around in the house in that negli-jay. Close the drapes and wear the clown costume intead.
Richard Simmons was an astronaut.
Instead, why not gather the TV guides and fashion paper trees for gifts this holiday season.
Ross. I have a friend who has a stamp collection. He puts uncancelled stamps in this book and writes comments about his day. Its weird. He'll give me ten cents for every uncancelled U.S. stamp he gets. So start saving the corners of envelopes with these stamps. Send them to me. The change adds up. I'll use it to buy new stamps to send you this back log of Ross Priddle addressed mail art waiting for postage to be sent.
Take that Canadian $20 to your local Money Mart and see if they'll give you a penny for it. Or better yet: send it back to me!
here you go, Truman: MONEY MART. 414 MARTIN LUTHER KING JR S #C PHENIX CITY, AL 36869
That cartoon looking crazy colorful play looking kooky Canadian twenty is somewhere here hiding in the envelope you sent it in in this hoarder's house. It isn't thrown away just hiding in the ceiling high stacks of hoarder debreis. I keep it hoarder house style so the space aliens can't pick up my cadence. My Saab is still broken, the transmission and I did start the motor for twenty minutes running today. Phenix City is a fifteen mile walk. A cab or bus fee is not worth the time. When I find it I'll send it back to you.
That street you mentioned is in a ghetto NO GO ZONE. Remember my name is TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. not JAMES EVANS JR.
Ihn on crutches too right now after my foot amputation this morning.
ROSS! ALERT! Quick! Shave your neck hairs and tighten your beard up! There is a Canadian landed colony of Extraterrestrial Space Aliens who collect vinyl poetry recordings and tape poets' conversations 24-7-365. These space aliens don't like light so they hide in beard hair of the neck. They are NANO SIZE and they are into THE BEATS. This is why Allen Ginsburg started shaving his neck and the lower part of his beard. YOU must shave-groom so all angles of your beard is able to get direct light. Your beard cannot be too thick because the space aliens love light. Space aliens steal original ideas and transplant them to others they choose to inflate. YOU must not let your ASEMIC STYLINGS be ripped off like The Beatles song COME AND GET IT! Your songs are yours! Do not let these Space Aliens hide in beard nap. Trim your beard and neck and coat your throat with a VVVVELVET AFTER SHAVE to drive away any future colonies of NANO BEINGS! Attention Readers! SPACE ALIENS ARE EVERYWHERE! THEY ARE TRYING TO LAY EGGS IN YOUR SCALP! DO YOU UNDERSTAND! SSSSPACE ALIENS! Read more. Send postage stamps for back issues of THE NEWSLETTER Send to:SPACE ALIEN RESEARCHc/o TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.3219 CARDEN DRIVECOLUMBUS GEORGIA 31907-2143 U.S.A.
Ross. Try and check the postings every two hours. This is your new job. Also in the day check it. Get up at night and check it. You are a professional poet. So you must take Bentspoon seriously. Check the postings often. Bentspoon is now the official world center of real art and writing. Dr. Canard has bestowed his blessings. Also that man who used to be the roadie for The Beatles with the short leg. BENTSPOON is the official world center for art and poetry.
THOSE SPACE ALIENS! THE EXTRATERRESTRIALS KNOW! The earth is small and they can travel using all kinds of beam technologies. Ross knows. He can stand outside and look up at the sky and he hears the collective consciousness. This was known way back when he was in that baby picture as a kid wearing those rich kid shorts and saddle oxfords. Ross knows his middle class ways. Those space aliens know Ross' thoughts. They analyze every message and every google and how long he reads about all those philosophers. They read his thoughts and calculate his brain I.Q. increase. His intellect creates a static charge like summer time night insect sounds and they tune to hear him like a whale heart beat in the ocean is heard from distance by shark packs. Ross water colours so he can static the FM FREQUENCY KENNETH!READ THE NEWSLETTER! SEND STAMPS!The space Alien Research Newsletterc/o TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.3219 CARDEN DRIVECOLUMBUS GEORGIA 31907-2143 U.S.A.
The Space Aliens invented WI FI to allow UFO's to down load map coordinates for space travel. This is how they TAG all humans for GPS location too. Space Aliens are mapping earth for resource harvest similar to the world of inter galactic travel as shown in the MEN IN BLACK films.SPACE RESEARCH & EXTRATERRESTRIALSWrite to:The newsletterc/oTRUMAN BENTLEY JR.3219 CARDEN DRIVECOLUMBUS GEORGIA31907-2143U.S.A.
SPACE ALIEN EXTRATERRESTRIALS INVENTED SURREALISM TO INDUCE PSYCHOSIS IN INTELLECTUALS. THE PAINTINGS AND SCULPTURE ARE ROAD MAP MIND TRIGGERS TOO, FOR CUES IN PSY-OP MIND CONTROL PROJECTS. Most house pets, dogs are space aliens. This is how they get space aliens in your home to watch you 24-7-365. Space Aliens are real! Your Rat Terrier could be a space being watching you. This is why in olden times witches were said to have FAMILIARS. The witch-demon stories of old were really Men In Black trying to cover Aliens from Space who had blown covers. The earth is a REST STOP for the galaxy. Space Aliens are everywhere! They invented the word SYRACUSE and the BRONX to cover up two Space Alien project names.Read More. Send stamps. Write to:TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.3219 CARDEN DRIVECOLUMBUS GEORGIA31907-2143
DADA-FLUXUS is A UFO CAPACI-TER!MODERN ART IS EXTRATERRESTRIAL!For INFORMATION read the Newsletter! Send stamps!Write:TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.3219 CARDEN DRIVECOLUMBUS GEORGIA31907-2143 U.S.A.
PSYCHOSIS IS SPACE ALIEN INDUCED!Read the truth about DADA!READ THE NEWSLETTER!Send Stamps.Write:TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.3219 CARDEN DRIVECOLUMBUS GEORGIA31907-2143U.S.A.
WINTER was designed to prepare humans for CRYOGENICS and deep sleep space travel.UFO SPACE ALIEN DADA-IDI RESEARCHSend stamps. Learn more.Read The newsletter.Write:TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.3219 CARDEN DRIVECOLUMBUS GEORGIA31907-2143U.S.A.
IST oder SIND?Find out more!UFO LANGUAGE RESEARCH ASEMICSSend stamps.Write:TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.3219 CARDEN DRIVECOLUMBUS GEORGIA31907-2143U.S.A.
Space Alien Extraterrestrials are behind the film THE MOLE PEOPLE starring Hugh Beaumont-Ward Cleaver. The film explains that mushrooms arrived on earth as spores in frozen ice and during the MU time deluge were able to grow without light underground as does DADA-SURREAL ART. The human brain which is not REPTILIAN wigs out when ingesting the spore caps as they are natural attackers of seratonin synaptic uptake. Many people who suddenly become vegetarians have an opened THIRD EYE which means Space Aliens have gotten into their blood stream and are building micro cities in their brains directing thought and daily function of the former INDIVIDUAL person A.K.A. INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS. Our galaxy thrives with Space Travellers as depicted in the films MEN IN BLACK-SERIES. Also the cartoon. Alien plants secrete spores which are ingested by birds which poop the seeds out far and wide to grow new colonies of vegetation. Remember that physical ailments are often induced by SPACE ALIEN COUNCILS who are working in their interest. If Space Aliens inhabit a glen or meadow and it is up for possible development and the Aliens want it untouched, many with influence in the change suddenly get sick and croak. In any urban area you can see spots of odd unkempt untouched land between huge development. Is this by accident or intent. Sometimes you'll see an odd house as it was fifty years ago still inhabited totally out of context for the area. This too is a NEST SITE of some colony of Alien Space Beings. They could be large or HORTON HEARS A WHO SIZE. Still they have manipulated situations to prevent the place from being RAZED. Another but opposite is a place where in a ten year period several expensive businesses are built then razed and replaced several times with other expensive new construction. This is to keep prying eyes in the know from coming back. ART IS THE FOREFRONT OF THE ALIEN SPACE SCHEMATA. You can see many messages hidden in art directly placed there by an alien inhabiting the body of an artist. Read more of the shocking but true Alien Space Being Agenda.Send Stamps.Write:TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.3219 CARDEN DRIVECOLUMBUS GEORGIA31907-2143U.S.A. The Newsletter is composed and written based upon heared clairvoyant reception of the Space Alien Communications.THE FLUX CAPACITER CADENCE REVEALS ALL AND IT IS UP TO YOU TO CHOOSE!
Ross priddle is wearing a full body COMPRESSION STOCKING to hold himself together so he won't get lazy and fail to check the postings on Bentspoon every two hours. The support hose are holding all of his Canadian Bacon built flesh together. Daily ingestion of pork products has over the years created an 85% Pork Flesh Ross Priddle. Ross. Post each day the brand names of pork products you consume each day. That way your fans can make similar pork purchases based on this knowledge. What are your thoughts on SCRAPPLE?
EXTRATERRESTRIAL SPACE ALIENS EXIST!THEY INHABIT EARTH AND USE CHICANERY TO ALTER REALITY!THEY FOIST WEIRD ART!THEY THEY THEY THEYYYYY! HAVE THE ABILITY TO WALK INVISIBLE IN HUMAN FORM!THEY ARE VARIOUS SPECIES! THEY ARE ALL SIZES! EVEN NANO SIZE! THEY WRITE ASEMIC MIND GAMES CALLED POPULAR CULTURE!SPACE ALIENS POSING AS HUMANS HAVE A TRAMPOLINE IN THEIR BACK YARD ALWAYS, YET THEY HAVE NO KIDS OR GRAND KIDS!THEY AREN'T TRYING TO CATCH FALLING BEAR!THE TRAMPOLINES ARE TRANSMITTERS FOR DIRECT CONTACT WITH UFO CRAFT!Okay. Read more. Send stamps.Write:TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.3219 CARDEN DRIVECOLUMBUS GEORGIA31907-2143U.S.A.
GEIGER COUNTERS. If you leave a GEIGER COUNTER turned up on high with the speaker wires attached to a level meter instead so it can't be heard and you camp out. If the little Gnome people Space Aliens enter your camp site the thing goes wild off the chart. It is because the Gnomes are like roaches. They are not affected by radiation. This is because roaches and Gnomes are Extraterrestrials from OUTER SPACE! The Gnomes who travel often to Outer Space have high levels of radiation from space travel. This is the same reason DR. ZACHERY SCHMIFF and actor KARL MALDEN had those big noses. The nose grows from radiation exposure. Ross Priddle is too lazy schnoozlin' all day to get out in peak solar radiation hours. So no skin cancer for Ross. He prefers to look squinty like a pink rat. But Ross is aware of the Space Aliens and their UFOs. Ross listens daily to the GRUNDIG radio SW station and he knows of the aliens.READ THE NEWSLETTER!Send stamps. Write:UFO RESEARCH c/oTRUMAN BENTLEY JR.3219 CARDEN DRIVECOLUMBUS GEORGIA31907-2143U.S.A.
Forget stamps!Send Krugerrands to:theo nelsona lower-case, low-life, low-down art god.2611 Charlebois Drive NWCalgary, AB, T2l 0T5CanadeedumI promise to spend the money only on wine, women and song with occasional intrusions of food.
Okay, I might some of it on my cats. I love them.
Cats should only live outside. For winter they should have a chicken coop type insulated hut they can go in that is heated. But their purpose is to eat rats and snakes. Cats pee on car tires and things marking their territory. Cats actually smell bad. It degrades a human to curl up with any animal. Dogs can fetch sticks and play etc., but a person does not need animals smelling up their clothes and making them stink. Wash your hands after petting animals. Animals poop and stink. It lowers a person to bestow genuine affection to an animal too much. No one should entrust much to animal lovers. In a political sense because compassion perverts the ability to be 100% Macheavalian. Also a person degrades himself by killing animals for sport. Animals should be like clouds. They are there and that is all. Unless they can be made into a CHICK FILET, barbecue sandwich or a stew.
Theo's purpose is to work to keep the Newsletter LUXURIOUS.Theo say it.LAKSMI FROM THE KARMIS!TRUMAN IS BHAGWAN!THE NEWSLETTER IS MY RELIGION.Say this for it is all Theo needs to say or know to be complete. All else is just whimsey. Theo. Deny yourself the ability of self expression for that is the root of your worthlessness. Abandon all Theo and replace it with THE NEWSLETTER and you are cured/saved!HA! GLOW-REE!
If there was a GEIGER COUNTER for SEXINESS, TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. would blow it's fuse.
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