Susan Poe, Ed. - Popular Reality: Special Report (vol. 786, #13) cover by Thompson.
With work by Gage & Waldo, Blaster Al Ackerman (hacking John M. Bennett), The Masked Claw, Thompson, Truman Bentley Jr., The Haddock, "b"oB McGlynn, Dervish, Neal Wilgus, plus all you ever wanted to know about: Synthetic Telepathy!
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12 comments:
The Best Exclusive of all NOW art. If you are not here you are not worthy. Meaning YOU are not an artist though you think you are and want to be you are not. It is decided by the air and sky that your NOT ness is not art worthy. You are not an artist. Hear that all you hundreds of mail nothings creating nothing. Comet. Ajax. Scrubbing. Burger Fink needs good moppers to DETAIL the floors. Sanitary cleaning is your FOUR-TAY, O-TAY! Listen to Mister Garrison of SOUTH PARK, he knows you are not an artist. UM-KAY. So be useful to society and start scrubbing. Non artists should not read popular magazines and newspapers, listen to the radio or TV. Some people are just here on earth to mop the floors of fast food restaurants so all the PRETTY rich people can sit and eat fast food to make creamy bowel movements. And yes you may clean the toilet too. Only The Exclusive REAL ARTISTS are deciders of what is art and what is not art. Don't say the word ART because YOU can't. Not an artist, not an artist, you are not an artist, yyyyeah! Look in the mirror each morning. Another day of being NOT an artist. Ring, ring, it is Blake Haulston personnel manager of Burger Fink. He wants you to join THE CREW. You'll get nice perks plus your very own MOP. Look in that mirror. The face YOU see is the face of Burger Fink DETAIL CREW floor mopper number one. YOU are a scrubber, a cleaner, not an artist, and you know what. YOU have no talent. SIMON on AMERICAN ARTIST said you are NOT an artist. YOU are not going to HOLLYWOOD. The only WOOD you need to know about is that furniture you are applying that MURPHY'S OIL SOAP to. Polish that furniture. Lemon Pledge. You are a cleaner. Not an artist. You just need some comfortable shoes and some rags to wear and scrub with. Hear this CLEANING SLAVE! YOU! are NOT an artist. P.S. Everyone says YEP! That's right, NOT an artist. Hear that all you NOT an artists.
so truman, how is the burger king janitor job coming along?
I prefer McDonald's. They have less grout in their tiles and better wax. Plus their windows face north to South which keeps the sun rays from heating up the food prep area. Also their trash cans have wheels and smaller bags so my sciatica doesn't get thrown off. Also McDonald's has better kid's meal prizes and Shady trees for employee parking.
TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. is NOT an artist.
TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.'s cousins are TRASH from Virginia.
LOVE DOLL MANNEQUINS
Women have let me down all my life. But I don't want to do a man. I also really don't want to be a CHAZ. So I'll spend all of my time and energy working to buy expensive LOVE DOLLS. The top of the line models. Then I can either make love to them or cover them with fish chum and pull them with a ski rope behind my boat in shark waters. Too bad the shark only gets fish taste on silicone. But at least doing this, trolling for sharks I am training sharks to seek human meals. Sharks are smart like SNAKE DOLPHINS. No one trains sharks because they have razor teeth and are hard wired to eat every second. But, their intelligence is keen. KEEEEN I TELL YOU! Once a shark has nibbled a person they are like that crocodile in the Disney PETER PAN movie wanting the rest of Capt. Hook after eating his hand. The earth does not like humans. The earth does't want man on land or water. At least by training sharks to snack they'll get people out of the water before they pee in it. AH! Art is so lovely. Buying LOVE DOLLS never again shall I have to spend any time with a human woman. I won't even have to speak to my love doll. I can leave my love doll naked in a chair outside in the snow. I can leave my love doll in the front seat of the car with the windows rolled up while I shop for hours in the air conditioned store. You can do all manner of things to your silicone love doll. If you tire of her you can pour it melted into a mold and create several TREASURE TROLL DOLLS. Or you can make silione fishing worms, or just about anything. I am writing a new zine called LOVE DOLL-THE REPLACEMENT OF WOMEN. I hope to have the first issue ready soon. LOVE DOLLS! You can keep them in a box, a bag, or even an old refrigerator. Love dolls are recyclable too. ART MEETS THE ENVIRONMENT. They also are great to enhance your own personal level of CREEPY. Walt Disney couldn't be wrong!
Jesus Christ is nasty as hell.
All preachers, bible readers, god worshippers after the revolution are going to be slaves in the Siberian Gulags for life.
OUR SOVIETS shall not allow any god thinking. It shall be a capital offense. SOVIETS shall exist to purify man, to liberate his mind from all gods.
All men should jack their dicks while chanting
"I HATE WOMEN!"
DEATH IS THE GREATEST OF ALL REWARDS!
FOLLOW THE EXAMPLE OF THE LATE GREAT DR. JACK KEVORKIAN!
And remember what the NIKE ad says,
"JUST DO IT!"
REJOICE! GOD IS DEAD!
SO SPAKE ZARATHUSTRA!
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