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TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. is the Bohemian Grove World Leader. He is also the leader of THE KHIGHTS OF THE GOLDEN CIRCLE and president of the SUNBEAM ALPINE CAR CLUB.
Q: TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. is obviously a practicing Christian; what denomination?A: Roman Catholic.
I respect the order of the Catholic Church. When I come to power the world shall be Catholic. Those less disciplined shall have Baptist or Assembly of God or the other ones. A Catholic world order shall tamp down world sin. We shall bring forth the world of WARD AND JUNE CLEAVER lead by the political writings of Bill O'Reilly.
Rawst Priduss. Sooki-Yaki Korn from Japan sent me more stuff today. Sending it to you with lots of other stuff. It looks cool. Perhaps you collect his big fold out poster thingys.
NEWS FROM THE DICK ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Because I HATE all women for being eternal LUCY and pulling away my football, to get back at women "I" inspired by UNCLE SCROOGE DUCK, but instead of a diving board in a room with a swimming pool full of gold coins, "I" am creating THE DICK ROOM. A room filled with rubber silicone sclongs of all types. Thick kilbossas! I can just get naked and dive in the huge pile of DINGALINGS. Room temperature 84 degrees so I can sleep naked in the huge pile of detached DICKS. Thousands of dicks. Not one for a woman. All my spare time is being devoted to the anti female DICK ROOM. A picture of CHAZ BONO on the wall. Everyone should create a DICK ROOM in their house. Free of the vile monster called WOMAN.
YOU ARE NOT MADE OUT OF PORRIDGE!ONLY TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. IS MADE OUT OF PORRIDGE!
If owls could be genetically engineered to be as big as a cow. Then they could swoop down at night and pluck open human throats with their beaks and pull out eyes with their LARGE TALONS. Imagine an owl as big as the one on THE NEW ZOO REVUE. Google NEW ZOO REVUE. But don't get a haircut and eye glasses like DOUG.
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