#402, 734 - 2nd Ave. NW,
There is the red face of a SPACE ALIEN behind those people! YOU SEE! MY PROPHECY IS CORRECT. I posted those space alien observations and TING! On the same day Ross posts an image of a SPACE ALIEN! It is called SYNCHRONISTIC HAM!
TRUMAN IS GENIUS!HE PULSES!
FLUXUS is so dead it's fossils are fossilized! That's what THE NEWSLETTER says and I believes it!
This is TRUMAN. Only Truman can decide about FLUXUS. If he wants it on he can have it HEADLINING. Only TRUMAN decides. He is just tired of people writing the word FLUXUS and it ain't FLUXUS. Plus FLUXUS is FLUXUS without writing FLUXUS on it. It ain't a MEMBER'S ONLY JACKET. You don't have to write FLUXUS on it for it to be FLUXUS. Minnie Pearl price tag hat.
Only TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. can be slim and sexy. Everybody else can only be fat and nasty.Only TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. can be pretty. Everybody else can only be ugly. OOOO-GUH-LEE!Only TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. is right. Everybody else is stupid and wrong.Only TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. can be clean. Everybody else can only be dirty.Only TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. is best. Everybody else can only be worse.Only TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. can be rich. Everybody else can only be poor.Only TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. can watch good TV shows. Everybody else can only watch MANNIX.Only TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. has select people he says can stay. Everybody else has to go to the land between the tuning forks in the film PHANTASM and help those dwarfs in those hooded capes load those barrels.Only TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. can be a great artist. Everybody else is just displaying tangible manifestastions of their family's genetic mental illnesses and inadequate ability to succeed.Only TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. can bring happiness. Everybody else can only be jesus sad.Only TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. can hammer shiny new nails. Everybody else must be crucified to an out house door.Only TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. can kiss with sweet sugar. Everybody else can only have rotten teeth and bad breath.Only TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. has handsome eyes. Everybody else can only have saddle bags of oooo-guh-lee.Only TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. can walk with style and lovely. Everybody else can only walk with a hernched scoliosis back.Only TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. can have smooth knock-zema smooth face beauty. Everybody else can only have tired strap leather canvass face skin annointed with dukey.Only TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. is worthy of a nice lunch. Everybody else must get their nutrients from the sun, soil and air because they are a form of fungiss.Only TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. can smell pretty. Everybody else can only smell like boiled eggs.
Oh yeah,Only TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. can be naked.Everybody else must have clothes.
If a girls's feet stink. She's uh MAN.
If a man wears a bra and a slip under his clothes. He's still not a woman.
TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. HAS PLACED A NON ENDING SATANIC CURSE ON ALL OF HIS RELATIVES INCLUDING ALL WHO HAVE MARRIED INTO THE FAMILY TO THEIR TENTH COUSINS FOR ETERNITY! THE CURSE IS HEREBY SEALED BY GOD OF THE WORLD SATAN LUCIFER! FOR SATAN ALONE IS WORTHY OF ALL PRAISE! THE BENTLEY FAMILY IS TRASH!
TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.'S FATHER IS TRASH! TRASH! TRASH! TRASH!
Q: Does TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. belong to a political party?A: Dixiecrat
NSDAP. I mean ANP.
No. He's NKVD.
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