Sunday, October 23, 2011

Are you sneaking off to church, Truman?

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

No. Actually I bought a jelly and french fry covered/filled and sticky food covered car seat for $9.03 at THE VAPOUR charity thrift store. They buy sports equipment and other things for impoverished African village children and other things. It is a hundred dollar car seat new. I took it all apart last night and hand washed all of the belts and clips and buckles and straps. On the cloth cover I scrubbed sticky spots with AJAX and water with a tub brush. Then put it in the washer with detergent and a little bleach. I let the parts all dry over the bath tub last night. I spent the morning reassembling it. It is now good as new. The mother of one of my son's illegitimate children cannot afford to buy a new car seat and her son has almost out grown his infant car seat. His mother works a full time job and lives with her mother and step dad at home. She cannot afford to buy the child things so I help out as I can. No I did not go to church today. I no longer attend church. The church people despise me as much as the Fluxus Art crowd.

Anonymous said...

Isn't church really supposed to be on Saturday.

Anonymous said...

Ross. Go to the tanning booth. Dye your hair black. Shave off your beard. Wear a Nehru suit. Dress like Bobby Jindal. Go by the name CHETAK BAJAJ. Become a devotee of the guru TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. Become your indian reflective soul mate persona CHETAK BAJAJ. Start investing in real estate in Edmonton. Put up signs on properties you sell that say CB PROPERTIES INTERNATIONAL. You can become a great Indian Businessman and Spiritualist. Have that alcoholic wine drinking gnome THEON following you around saying YES MY PRECIOUS to all of your commands. Carry a swatch of Kelly Green velour for him to rub when he gets nervous so he can think of his next YELLOW SUBMARINE landscape drawing. Maybe he can start doing some of those early 1970's slop paint psychedelic race car drawings like by that artist called LEBRON or whatever his name was. You know the artist that used the same colours as the famous artist PENIS MAX.

Anonymous said...

When nervous. When in doubt.

Think

OILS OF SHIMMY!

Anonymous said...

I got a great paper zine from AUSTRALIA. If you can cut the corners of envelopes off with good looking stamps. U.S. Stamps only. Send them to me. I have a friend who buys them. Then I can use the money to buy postage to send you zines and mail art. He only buys uncancelled stamps attached to pieces of envelopes. He has some envelope fetish.

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