Saturday, October 08, 2011



Dale Speirs - from Opuntia #71

Dale Speirs
Box 6830
Calgary, AB
T2P 2E7
CANADA

71 comments:

Anonymous said...

A Ray Johnson bunny! ;) Cute!

Anonymous said...

They made a cool movie called NIGHT OF THE LEPUS or something like that. I have that film. About giant mutant rabbits with big tin snipper jaw teeth choppers who rip people into CRAB MEAT. The film uses wide camera angles with tiny sets and big rabbits. It looks real. The rabbits are carnivorous. Like TREMORS only with rabbits instead of worms. Sittin' on the kamole all constipated nakid reading male PHYSIQUE and BODY BUILDING MAGAZINES, Dr. Sane looks like a big LEPUS. Flush a few times along the way and turn on the vent! You won't stop it up if you flush frequently. And wet the tissue a few times if it doesn't wipe clean. Or rinse in the tub. No one wants you riding the bus with bad hygiene. Wash and wipe. That's the key. Then once finished wash your hands with warm soap and water. Don't be touching things without washing your hands properly with soap first. You aren't JAMES HUFF you know.

Anonymous said...

Jennifer Wunderlich is mail art.

Anonymous said...

Ross. Do not shave your head to look like RAY JOHNSON. Canada is too cold.

Anonymous said...

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

COMING SOON!

To your brain

THE ROSS PRIDDLE INSTITUTE FOR ASEMIC RESEARCH

You. Yes you shall program to speak ASEMIC thought style. Words shall be three dimensional. You'll see what you fold. You'll think more in a cervical fashion. Using tongs you'll flip the barbecue chicken and roll the foil wrapped potatoes. You'll be the master of what you grill. The master of canadian bacon shall teach you not only how to comb static in your beard but also how to electrify your BARD. Send FIVE canadian dollars to: THE ROSS PRIDDLE ASEMIC POETRY CENTER today!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

SEX CHANGE OPERATION! TRUMAN SOON SHALL BE HANNAH HOCH!

I mean HANNAH CHAZ!

Anonymous said...

THE SEX CHANGE OPERATION!

TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. is going to get a sex change operation so he can be the new PATTI SMITH! However he shall be altered to look like collage artist HANNAH HOCH. Unlike CANDY DARLING he'll be HANNAH DARLING.

Anonymous said...

In honor of RAY BUNNIES he can be MISS BUNNY as played by BILL MURRAY in the film ED WOOD.

Anonymous said...

The X-ACTO KNIFE KIT is sterilized! I'm Ready For Muh Operation!

Anonymous said...

I want MY STITCHIN' to look like EDDIE BAUER LIMITED EDITION leather car upholstry. Sort of a COWGIRL feel. I might get a tattoo on my butt that says GETTY UP!

Anonymous said...

I wanna look like GABRIELLE REESE the volleyball player from MTV and BARBARA STREISAND.

Anonymous said...

Truman YOU do not have a good sense of humour. You are SICK and WARPED and it is good you are spending another week in the nut house.

drosspriddle said...

Don't do it, Tru!

Anonymous said...

This is my last comment ever. Henceforward I will vaccumm my brain and pour it all into the NEWSLETTER and I will only connotate and communicate the piques and valleys of my genius thru the NEWSLETTER. You won't have Truman to kick a round anymore!

Anonymous said...

The reason Ross doesn't post every hour or so is he is too busy CANADIAN OIL SANDS INVESTMENT PORTFOLIO EXPANDING. Ross is a BIG OIL MAN. He is gonna buy his own island near Nova Scotia. It is to be the nation called ROSSLAND. The official language is ASEMIC.

Anonymous said...

Truman says. Please be my enemy. Why?

GREAT IS THE MAN WITH A SPRINKLING OF ENEMIES FOR THEY SHALL MAKE HIM A HERO!

Anton Szandor LaVey
Stanto Levy

Anonymous said...

Ross. When I joined THE RED ARMY back in 1936, I never knew that so many people would be effected by CHAZ. Cross dressing is one thing, but swaddling removed body parts in burlap lined ice chests awaiting surgery is ridiculous. After the battle of KURSK, surgeons found that eating monkey bone marrow and painting attachment points with monkey marrow totally stops rejection of donor parts. I've thought of complete cervix replacement to enable child birth. I always imagined myself as a Filipino lady like EMELDA. Lots of shoes and servants scraping my toast. That is why gender reassignment surgery is best. Read MORE!
Send a dollar or stamps to:
THE NEWSLETTER or

TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.
3219 CARDEN DRIVE
COLUMBUS GEORGIA 31907-2143

Read about how chicken parts are the break through direction for construction material for use in gender surgery. Cheap, accessible, and being able to grow feathers is almost as luxurious as a mermaid body.

Anonymous said...

Using the pry-een-yus they surically spilt it and fold it back to create the orifice. The Vas Defrens are connected to a mucus gland that grows prominent during hormone therapy. Estrogen creates mucus production. The inner male hip bones are shaved-shapened to widen creating a BIRTH FIELD CANAL. This allows for easy cervical exams. Any left over scrotal tissue can be used to create a kangaroo pouch at stomach level. Stylish these days one looks cool standing like NAPOLEON BONAPARTE with hand inserted in this FLESH VEST POCKET. Many transgender post ops line their wombs temporarily with lead foil to FAIRY items out of shops. This way they can service the operation costs.Its fun being a POWDER PUFF GIRL!

Anonymous said...

UUUUUUUUGH!

Anonymous said...

Strike a pose!

Anonymous said...

I bit my lip again. Had to get stitches. Wiped out from third ECT. Family had an intervention. I came home to an empty house. All my writings and paintings and books in the land fill. Totally obliterated. 90% of my clothes gone. My Saab with bad transmission sold to the scrap junk car guy and the $300 paid to the hospital. Morning and night family make sure I take my medicine. They bring it and hand it to me. If I don't take it they call the doctors and I have to go back to the hospital. Too exausted to even complain. They said I need to paint flowers. But not until I'm rested enough. Oh well. At least they care. Its for the best. They said I had to go fishing and attend sport events too. They had a chicken vegetable casserole for dinner for me.

Fenix City Phred said...

I kew a Ray Johnson at Ridgecrest Elementary, is this the same guy?

Anonymous said...

I KEW a Ray Johnson?

Not only are you a schmuck, but a "grammer expert".

You sure claim to have KNOWN a lot of guys over the years. Alllll the way back to elementary school we now see.

I guess this qualifies you to wear a gold leafed PINK TRIANGLE pin.

Hey. He didn't post this one either. He's still under family lock down. Hope he conforms so he can get out soon to write more. I guess you'll just have to hold your nut until he gets back.

Hey old fart, ask your doctor for some NAMEMDA. You seem like you have signs of early Alzheimers. DSM-V is coming out in 2012. Maybe they'll have your diagnosis in there,
ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING
IN LIFE DISORDER.

Just like your mother and father before you.

The Three Nothings.

Anonymous said...

Graffiti. Political graffiti. Vandal type vulgar. Rival school(political still), goofy art for fun. Have I left any out. Ross. Discuss your interest. Style preference. Walls, objects, etc. Do you like ancient graffiti like in pompeii, Lascaux, the catacombs. Rock glyphs, etc. Is it GRAFFITI or GRAFITTI?

Anonymous said...

THE LITTLE MATCH GIRL is a great story for the rich to read their children. It teaches suffering is good for others.

Anonymous said...

The new art medium is GAUCHE. If you do not create art using GAUCHE then YOU are behind the trend of fashion. Gauche is the medium to create your art. Go on line and lllllearn how to use GAUCHE. If you are unfamiliar with GAUCHE, then you need to learn. GAUCHE is it. Try GAUCHE. Gauche is the new direction in art medium.

*HE is not back yet. I just decided to try and write like him. HE should be back soon. Peace!

Anonymous said...

TEMPORARY ART becomes PERMANENT ART when it is documented. There is an artist who recreates masterpieces in car windshield dust. This creates the idea. SCAB ART. Why not scrap flesh in the image to form SCAB ART. Scabs are also fun when they get itchy. Is you cray-zee.


HE didn't create this one neither.

Anonymous said...

TUBE SACK. TUBE SACK. The people who read this blog haven't any lives. They are losers. Crust around a sink faucet. Jabber trash. Everyone who READS or responds to this blog are pure TRASH.

Anonymous said...

DR. SANE'S MOMMA is the world champion of BUKKAKE. This keeps her in shape for the yearly NATHAN'S HOT DOG EATING CONTEST which she dreams of entering. Speaking of entering, Dr. Sane's momma needs a TOLL BOOTH attached to her hip like a car hop change despenser. And, anyone from phoenix city is trash second only to residents of columbus.

*HE didn't write this one either. Just trying to keep the style going until he returns from the hospice.

P.S. Dr. Sane's momma is a BUKKAKE. Dr. Sane's daddy is a cuckold. Dr. Sane is a catamite.

Anonymous said...

Dr. Sane's momma is the phoenix city ARM WRESTLING CHAMPION.

Anonymous said...

ASTON KHUCKNER the movie star actor who married Demi Moore because he had mommy issues the tabloid says has a blonde snippet in a hot tub he is chums with. This stringey SURFER beach hair like STEVIE NICKS in her hey day has some PERFECT STRAIGHT IN A ROW WHITE CHICKLET TEETH. Her teeth are BONE SNIPPERS. Like dental implants. When she smiles she is the CHESHIRE CAT FROM ALICE IN WONDERLAND. Aslund Koochler could get lots of Hollywood but he chose one like that hairdo Democrat candidate what's his name? Not jon kerry but the other one who looked like a KEN DOLL had. Anyhow these blonde surfer SPIKOLLI SEAN PENN c.1977 hair dos is what is drawn' in the stars these days. The other actor with THE GODDESSES who is crazy. He likes those STEVIE NICK coffee smelling out of shape surfer chicks too. They have mullet shag ROD STEWART mom from the BRADY BUNCH cross blend Halloween wigs. This-because they like plastic. People without moles or souls. The beautifuls of Hollywood. Fantastics. Fabulous. Wonderful. Like the guy from JACK ASS who wrecked his PROSCHUA. Here today tomorrow never either. BATHE! BATHE! BATHE!. DENY ALL GODS! Resist common denominators. Subvert the dominant paradigm. Look in the mirror to see all answers. This is ASEMIC-DERRIDANESS.

Anonymous said...

The problemo with the Wall Street protest is they are too weak to apply LENIN to their tactics. Taking dumps in the street and not bathing gets you only TEENUHMIN SQUARE. You gots tuh subervert the dominant paradigm. You got to work out. You got to floss your teeth. During the HEIGHT of Soviet power the people sought perfection of their ideals. These street clowns would be in a gulag. They are not the voice of THE PROLETARIAT, they are the voice of free loaders saying GIMME. Not a CHE' to be found amongst them. They puke soup. No salt. No seasoning. YADDDA YUDDUH WHUTTA they gone do. Gus Hall says NO! to them all.

Anonymous said...

First clean your tub and toilet. Then start cleaning up the rest of your life. CLEAN! If you don't you are just a smelly pet store puppy lying in piss in a cage.

Anonymous said...

First clean your tub and toilet. Then start cleaning up the rest of your life. CLEAN! If you don't you are just a smelly pet store puppy lying in piss in a cage.

Anonymous said...

The expiration date has expired on your momma's titties.

Anonymous said...

Hey. Stank. Hit the refresh button on yo' momma's cooch-um.

Anonymous said...

WWWWALLY WORLD!

Anonymous said...

Your momma slipped and fell off the com-mole and her coochum said SHAZBOT!

Anonymous said...

Pray for INFANTIGO.

Anonymous said...

Too bad those giant rabbits are extinct. Maybe a mosquitoe that drank one's blood got trapped in AMBER. Then scientists could recreate them. They would be great to starve the rabbits and then set them on the poor people. The rich could sit in stadiums eating hot wings and laughing while watching the rabbits feast.

Anonymous said...

AGE SPOTS. Look at the tops of your hands. Do you have age spots? If so this means you are getting old. Old people clocks are running out. Old is not new. Only new couches are LOVED. Old couches are bought by poor people only in thrift stores. Old couches have stuffing poking out and buttons missing. Everyone should buy a fake christmas tree. Decorate it with several hundred pairs of toenail clippers. Not clippings, but the silver clippers. Eating turkey and dressing. Licking the yellow dressing think of yellow toe nails of green dirt.

Anonymous said...

The reason god created bottoms was so people would have a face. Humans have it backwards. They should hide and cover up their current face and sport their bottom as their new face instead. Bottoms are faces, not faces as viewed now.

Anonymous said...

Notice how most people love the words

ME, MINE and I

Anyone who uses those words more than ten times in less than a few minutes are blood suckers. Put your hands to your sides. While a person talks to you each time you hear these words fold up one finger. It shouldn't be long before you have two fists. These people are BLOOD SUCKERS. These type people are TAKERS. Now if you think a person is NICE listen for these words

YOU THEY THEM OURS THEIRS

Start unfolding a finger each time you hear the person use these words. Soon you should have relaxed open hands. These people are GIVERS.

So sayeth

TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.

And you guessed it

HE is BETTER than YOU.

Anonymous said...

FREE SPEECH is snot.

Anonymous said...

When TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. was little he bought a styrene yellow plastic pencil box shaped like a school bus with the Charles Schultz PEANUTS characters painted on it. Saturdays he was tortured dragged along as mom and grand momma shopped in women's clothing stores. They went to the same stores. One Saturday there was a display of Charles Schultz items in the gift section. The gift section had leather desk calanders and ink wells and TIE RACKS and shoe shine brushes. The Charles Schultz stuff was a fluke. The pencil box was about the thickness of two slices of bread. Inside it contained coloured pencils, a pen, a TIMES TABLES slide ruler, an eraser and some crayons, plus it had cool slots to put other things. He was allowed to buy one. Later that week his friends all talked their parents into going to the store to buy one after seeing his. The store had a limited supply. So only a few of his friends were able to get one. School sucked and looking into the pencil box was like returning to one's own private sanctum. He loved that box. He took care of it and tried to not get scratches on it. Also he used the materials inside sparingly so not to use them up. He treated the pencil box like a baby puppy. With love and care. Robin Hood with ERROL FLYNN came on TV so they were all playing ROBIN HOOD. On the way home from school to a friend's house they all ran climbing over fences playing ROBIN HOOD. Chuck dropped his pencil box and broke it badly. He carried it home to try and glue it back. Later jumping a fence Truman squeezed his too hard landing and the hinge piece broke. He was sad. God did that to him. God always takes good things away and makes things rust and wear out and break. He designed it this way because he is EVIL, SELFISH and JEALOUS. "EF" THAT PUNK ASS MOFO! REX TALIONUS! SHEMHAMFORASCH! HAIL SSSSATAN! Every day should be your birthday, Halloween, and Christmas. There is no LOVE. There is no kingdom of heaven. People just use that to hold over people to create sadness, guilt and to punish those they don't like. Take your god and put him in your crack pipe. Torture yourself with your god lies. Remember. If YOU are a loser no one is to blame but THE MAN IN THE MIRROR. If you can't accept it do like Michael Jackson and hire yourself a Dr. Murray to help you.

Anonymous said...

The side profile image of the big rabbit where you can see the bones. Why not create images of CELEBRITIES where you can see the bones.

Fenix City Phred said...

Take off your diapers, put you're James Joyce hat on and figure out KEW.

Anonymous said...

Momma issues?

Anonymous said...

Ray Johnson is the WALRUS!

KEW KEW KA CHEW?

Fenix City Phred said...

We gots troubles right here in Fenix City!

Col. Sane said...

Oh Turman! I knows what you Dixie Chickens wants!

I. M. Curious-Dixie said...

Question: Is it still "fisting" even if I don't close my hand all the way?

Anonymous said...

Call me.

Anonymous said...

Turman, Turman, Turman. Love is all around!

Anonymous said...

When TRUMAN bentley Jr. was little he bought a pencil styrene yellow plastic to form as a school bus with the Charles schultz peanuts characters painted on it. Saturday he was tortured dragged as mother and grand Momma bought in the women of clothing stores. They have gone to the same stores. A Saturday, there was an exhibition of Charles Schulz points in the gift section.

Anonymous said...

They are cool film called NIGHT Lepus, or something similar. I have this movie. A giant mutant rabbits with a large tin snipper jaw teeth helicopters to rip people off in crab meat. The film uses wide angles with small sets and large rabbits. It looks real. Rabbits are meat eaters. As the tremors only rabbits instead of worms. Sittin 'all alone in jail nakid reading male body and body building MAGAZINES Dr. Sane looks like a big Lepus. Flush several times on this road and turn on the vent! You will not stop him, if the same level often. I wet the tissue several times if you do not wipe clean. Or wash in the bath. Nobody wants to ride the bus with poor hygiene. Wash and dry. This is the key. Then when you're done, wash your hands with warm water and soap. Do not be touching things without properly washing your hands with soap first. You did not know James Huff.

Anonymous said...

Ross. When I came back the Red Army in 1936, I never knew so many people would be performed by Chaz. Cross dressing is one thing, but swaddling removed body parts in burlap-covered ice chest in anticipation of surgery is ridiculous. After the battle of Kursk, surgeons found that eating monkey bone marrow and painting mounting points with complete rejection of donor marrow monkey parts stops. I have complete replacement of cervical childbirth possible. I've always thought of myself as a Filipino lady Emelda. Many of the servants scraping my shoes and toast. That is why gender reassignment surgery is best. Read more! Send a dollar or seals: The newsletter of TRUMAN JR BENTLEY. TBILISI 3219 Carden DRIVE COLUMBUS 31907-2143 Read more about how chicken parts are breaking toward the construction material for use in gender surgery. Cheap, accessible, and can grow feathers is almost as luxurious as a mermaid body.

Anonymous said...

Use the pry-in yus they surically spilled it and bend it to create the orifis. Defrens the VAS are connected to a mucus glands are important for growth hormone therapy. Estrogen production creates mucus. Interior of the hip bone and cut the hair shapened to create a wider CANAL FIELD birth. This allows for the easy uterus. Any remaining tissue can be used to create a bag of kangaroo skrotal level sales. Stylish these days one looks up the running, as Napoleon Bonaparte and the elements of the pocket Vest body. Many OPS Post transganr tummy line are temporary and foil to do things out of the shops. This way they can service operations in costs.Its fun being a girl blowing powder!

Anonymous said...

Christ Jesus was a dildo salesman.

Anonymous said...

KAZUHIKO MATSUMOTO!

Anonymous said...

DR. KEVORKIAN IS A HERO!
HUMANITY NEEDS TO JOIN THE DINOSAURS!
ZERO HUMAN POPULATION GROWTH NOW!
THE EARTH IS PARADISE HUMAN FREE!
NO MAN NO GODS! JUST ANIMALS!
WILD NATURE FREE OF MAN!

Anonymous said...

Doctor K. TIME?

You first! Lead by example Turman!

Anonymous said...

Dr. K for the USA!

Dr. Sane said...

Dr. Sane is the JACK KEVORKIAN of prissy and effete LOSERLETTER Editors-in-Chief, let him heal you! NOW!

Anonymous said...

You are the master of locating and posting homoerotic-exotic images. You equal KENNETH ANGER in your Rising Scorpio.

Anonymous said...

Homophobe!

Anonymous said...

How 'bout that Turman name-checking KENNETH ANGER?

NOW THAT WAS HIP! (in 1971)

Anonymous said...

Read THE homoerotic exotic NEWSLETTER
send a dollar or stamps to:

TRUMAN BENTOVER
3219 CARDEN DR
COLUMBUS GA 31907-2143
U.S.A.

Anonymous said...

On second thought I LIKE the HOMOEROTIC-EXOTIC imagery. Makes me wanna explore. Than you.

Anonymous said...

New Kierra Pannell block print post card. Do you want it. The Canadian stamp is unblemished. Perfect for your stamp collection. Let me know.

Karl Kolchak

Anonymous said...

Vincenzo Ross. The post card. This is Karl Kolchak. You want the Kiera post card?