Read the prissy and effete NEWSLETTER, SEND $1.00 or stamps to RAY JOHNSON'S JOCK SNIFFER 3219 CARDEN DR COLUMBUS GEORGIA 31907 I need that money and those stamps. Please help me.
Remember. The reason YOU are not a successful artist is because YOU aren't an artist. You chose art because you were too triflin' and lazy to study mathematics so you could do well on the SAT and go to a real course of study so you could get a MEDICAL FIELD job. This is 99.9% of all of you. Loser artist NOTHINGS all. Remember artists, so-called-wannabe-artists YOU are nothing. You can't be diminished because you ALREADY are. Quit blaming everybody but YOURSELF for the fact you are a NOTHING. And quit smoking. Your teeth are yellow. Smoking all those DORALS and those PALL MALL BOLD 100'S. They ain't a 100 on an algebra test. Do you know what an ALGEBRA book is? And quit calling your momma up asking her to loan you a few dollars you ain't ever gonna pay her back. Is your momma's name CITI BANK? NO! I didn't think so. QUIT ASKING YO' MOMMA FOR MONEY! STOP IT! GET A JJJJJJOB! A J, O, B, JOB! ITS CALLED REAL WORK! ART IS SCRIBBLE SCRABBLE! YOU HEAR! ALLL OF YUH! 99.9% of you ain't artists! GET THAT SSSSTRAIGHT! YOU AIN'T AIN'T AIN'T NO ARTIST! NO ARTIST! FOOOOL!
Look. We know you put a quarter in the newspaper machine and then took all the papers out and then stood on the corner selling them. We know you stole that box of recyclable bottles out that man's carport. We know you stole those two beers in that big coat you wore into the SUPER "C" PACKAGE STO'. We know you steal out-duh-sto'! We know you stole that man radio. We know you kept them clothes you found in the dryer at the LAUNDRO-MAT! WE KNOW YOU CAH-RAY-ZEE! and the key word is RAY! NOBODY-LIGHT-RAY! NOBODY! UNDERSTAN'! SO QUIT NAME CHECKIN' HIM! And when you are in BARGAIN TOWN, don't buy any more of those PORK RINDS. NO MORE PORK RINDS!
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Read THE NEWSLETTER send a canadian dollar or stamps to RAY JOHNSON JR. 3219 CARDEN DRIVE COSCUMBUS GEORGIA 31907-2143 U.S.A.
Dr. Sane has my number.
Read the prissy and effete NEWSLETTER, SEND $1.00 or stamps to RAY JOHNSON'S JOCK SNIFFER 3219 CARDEN DR COLUMBUS GEORGIA 31907 I need that money and those stamps. Please help me.
Dr. Sane is LOVE. From now on I promise to take my meds.
In protest of band wagon technology only use the YASHICA.
Remember. The reason YOU are not a successful artist is because YOU aren't an artist. You chose art because you were too triflin' and lazy to study mathematics so you could do well on the SAT and go to a real course of study so you could get a MEDICAL FIELD job. This is 99.9% of all of you. Loser artist NOTHINGS all. Remember artists, so-called-wannabe-artists YOU are nothing. You can't be diminished because you ALREADY are. Quit blaming everybody but YOURSELF for the fact you are a NOTHING. And quit smoking. Your teeth are yellow. Smoking all those DORALS and those PALL MALL BOLD 100'S. They ain't a 100 on an algebra test. Do you know what an ALGEBRA book is? And quit calling your momma up asking her to loan you a few dollars you ain't ever gonna pay her back. Is your momma's name CITI BANK? NO! I didn't think so. QUIT ASKING YO' MOMMA FOR MONEY! STOP IT! GET A JJJJJJOB! A J, O, B, JOB! ITS CALLED REAL WORK! ART IS SCRIBBLE SCRABBLE! YOU HEAR! ALLL OF YUH! 99.9% of you ain't artists! GET THAT SSSSTRAIGHT! YOU AIN'T AIN'T AIN'T NO ARTIST! NO ARTIST! FOOOOL!
QUIT IT! STOP IT!
QUIT PESTERING, ASKING
YO' MOMMA FOR MMMMON-EEEEEEY!
Look. We know you put a quarter in the newspaper machine and then took all the papers out and then stood on the corner selling them. We know you stole that box of recyclable bottles out that man's carport. We know you stole those two beers in that big coat you wore into the SUPER "C" PACKAGE STO'. We know you steal out-duh-sto'! We know you stole that man radio. We know you kept them clothes you found in the dryer at the LAUNDRO-MAT! WE KNOW YOU CAH-RAY-ZEE! and the key word is RAY! NOBODY-LIGHT-RAY! NOBODY! UNDERSTAN'! SO QUIT NAME CHECKIN' HIM! And when you are in BARGAIN TOWN, don't buy any more of those PORK RINDS. NO MORE PORK RINDS!
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