Friday, October 21, 2011



Theo Nelson
2611 Charlebois Dr. NW
Calgary, AB
T2L 0T5
CANADA

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

I like the JOT cartoon or those two CANADIAN cartoon heads from SOUTH PARK. Love all the ART CHECKIN', but yes. Theo is on the right track. The wine is extra good if you drink a chocolate coffee afterward to stir up the caffeine effect and the intestinal desire to DUMP THE TRUCK AT THE LOADING DOCK. Expand the THEO CULT OF WINE. listen to the Vincent Price LP on wine for insight and inspiration. Start a new THEOsophy.

Anonymous said...

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My computer has a dead sound card. It has for three years. I have lots of Noam Chomsky vhs transfers a dead friend of mine recorded years ago. He was a geezer who owned a print shop. He was a conspiracy buff. He collected rare recordings. He also recorded interviews with the leftist big wigs from satellite and cable. I listened to chomsky for years. Also read his writings in MRR. Also Howard Zinn. That interview looks like it would be good. I am not a reactionary. I am POLITICALLY EXPEDIENT. I have a wolf pack mentality. However, I am really disgusted that rather than man perfecting himself he has chosen to WET NURSE THE MASSES. The Soviet Empire flopped because of LAZINESS. I always thought man would be on Mars by now. I was looking at a WHAM-O book on its products. B&W images of the packaging line for HULA HOOPS. All the people looked like OZZIE AND HARRIET and THE BEACH BOYS. If you look at all of the old SATURN launchings kids and families pic-nic-ed to watch the lift offs. People were HIGH TECH MOTIVATED. Space was just a step away. Now we have great technology. CAPTAIN KIRK PHONES for what? To send porno. People can't read or write but send gibberish TELEGRAPH STYLE TEXTING. When I was in school we could bring our BB guns and slingshots for SCOUTS if we put them in the office all day. There was no one doing violence. No one cursed their teachers. No need for cops in school. Now we got all this LAZY and no one wants to do anything but pierce their ears and nose and tah-tool themselves. The space program is nearly non existant. We never are going to Mars and people in general live like trash. The problem with Noam Chomsky is his ideas work great in a SOVIET SOCIETY or a mono cultural society filled with thinkers just like him. If his ideas are to be used today they have to be throughly seasoned with AYN RAND SPICES and Macheavalean Ragnar Redbeard Might Is Right principles. Discipline and order in all areas of life are the BAKING TEMPERATURE for great THEORETICAL ADVANCEMENT. Milk sop LAZY skeezy mess never can work. Chomsky can not be applied to lazy culturally deficient hordes of gimme gimme gimme masses. Like depicted in that film, I forgot the name, sickology, something ology, it was about the future when everyone was a cretin in all ways. The film is a few years old. The problem with all the philosophers and geniuses you admire is if YOU are the only one left to appreciate them then they have no more value than spit on a sidewalk. The liberal masses today are not like you Ross. 99.9% of the wall street cretins are not ABBIE HOFFMANS. Marx doesn't work without a Bourgeoisie. Those jackasses beating drums in the street cannot have any theory applied to them. Marx forgot to THINK what happens if man reverts to a filthy animal. How can animals be PROLETARIAT? People who 80% of their lives is focused on pornography, body piercing and listening to profanity loud gangsta noise can do nothing but erode and feed off society. They give NOTHING back. In order for TRUE SOCIALISM to work each member must put in almost twice what they take out.

Anonymous said...

Ross works for SPECTOR.

Jennifer Kosharek said...

i just bought that deer beer... I thought it was good.

Jennifer Kosharek said...

check out: www.glassteat.blogspot.com
I think you might like it!

Anonymous said...

You little whipper snapper. Don't you know your friends start to get concerned about you when you don't post in a bunch of days. Its not funny. You report in at least every two days or Miss Smith is going to close the door on your fingers again.

Anonymous said...

Theo. Find the Vincent Price LP on wine. It is on EBAY a lot. Maybe someone could make you a CD of it.

Anonymous said...

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None of the mail art people love me. So I'm just going to write Newsletters to myself. I am just going to make collages for myself. I'm just going to paint paintings for myself. I'm just going to my nut doctor appointments and take my meds and watch Dr. Zachery Schmiff LOST IN SPACE episodes. The Newsletter is only going to be written to the voices in my head. Nobody likes me but me so I'm going to create art all day for myself. I am not going to leave the little fort made out of couch cushions and blankets I built in the living room. I'm going to also watch BEWITCHED episodes before Gunsmoke every day on WGN TV in Chicago on my cable TV box. All the characters on BEWITCHED are my friends. When they bring back the old B&W episodes of DENNIS THE MENACE with JAY NORTH I'll watch that too. I'm going to eat Campbell's Vegetable Soup with crackers and small cups of Welch's grape Juice and take naps in my fort. I don't need the mail art scene. I am also starting to decopage boxes I build with clip art and my old left over Newsletters. I am also working on a gold glitter covered THRONE CHAIR so when I put on my KING HAT, ruling over my carpeted living room floor I'll be complete.

Anonymous said...

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None of the mail art people love me. So I'm just going to write Newsletters to myself. I am just going to make collages for myself. I'm just going to paint paintings for myself. I'm just going to my nut doctor appointments and take my meds and watch Dr. Zachery Schmiff LOST IN SPACE episodes. The Newsletter is only going to be written to the voices in my head. Nobody likes me but me so I'm going to create art all day for myself. I am not going to leave the little fort made out of couch cushions and blankets I built in the living room. I'm going to also watch BEWITCHED episodes before Gunsmoke every day on WGN TV in Chicago on my cable TV box. All the characters on BEWITCHED are my friends. When they bring back the old B&W episodes of DENNIS THE MENACE with JAY NORTH I'll watch that too. I'm going to eat Campbell's Vegetable Soup with crackers and small cups of Welch's grape Juice and take naps in my fort. I don't need the mail art scene. I am also starting to decopage boxes I build with clip art and my old left over Newsletters. I am also working on a gold glitter covered THRONE CHAIR so when I put on my KING HAT, ruling over my carpeted living room floor I'll be complete.

Anonymous said...

GADDAFY EVEN DYING WAS BETTER THAN ALL THE FILTH WHO OVER THREW HIM.
DEAD ON THE FREEZER FLOOR HE IS STILL BETTER THAN ALL WHO LINED UP TO SEE HIM. 99.9% OF ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE ARE TOILET SWILL. GARBAGE. THEM AND THEIR FAMILIES. LESS THAN GARBAGE. THE PAIN THEY HAD DURING HIS RULE WAS THEIR ONLY PURPOSE. THAT WAS FUNNY. LIKE ALLIGATOR TEETH CRUNCHING BIRD BONES. THE WORLD IS PAIN, AND THAT IS THE ONLY, THE ONLY REASON PEOPLE EXIST, SO THEY CAN SUFFER, FOR SUFFERING IS THE ONLY GOOD. SUFFER IS THE NAME OF THE ONLY GOD! PAIN PROJECTED IS THE GREATEST GOOD! STEAMER ROLLERS SHOULD CRUSH ALL LIKE MARBLES INTO POWDER! THE FUNNIEST THING ABOUT MEN IS THEY EVENTUALLY TURN INTO DUST! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

Anonymous said...

GADDAFY EVEN DYING WAS BETTER THAN ALL THE FILTH WHO OVER THREW HIM.
DEAD ON THE FREEZER FLOOR HE IS STILL BETTER THAN ALL WHO LINED UP TO SEE HIM. 99.9% OF ALL OF THOSE PEOPLE ARE TOILET SWILL. GARBAGE. THEM AND THEIR FAMILIES. LESS THAN GARBAGE. THE PAIN THEY HAD DURING HIS RULE WAS THEIR ONLY PURPOSE. THAT WAS FUNNY. LIKE ALLIGATOR TEETH CRUNCHING BIRD BONES. THE WORLD IS PAIN, AND THAT IS THE ONLY, THE ONLY REASON PEOPLE EXIST, SO THEY CAN SUFFER, FOR SUFFERING IS THE ONLY GOOD. SUFFER IS THE NAME OF THE ONLY GOD! PAIN PROJECTED IS THE GREATEST GOOD! STEAMER ROLLERS SHOULD CRUSH ALL LIKE MARBLES INTO POWDER! THE FUNNIEST THING ABOUT MEN IS THEY EVENTUALLY TURN INTO DUST! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

Anonymous said...

DR. ZACHERY SMITH is of more value and divinity than that robe wearing night gown prancing jesus.

Dr. Smith is LUXURIOUS.

Jesus is from a trash family. He was weird and preferred the company of large groups of men.
He liked to throw out nets to catch men. He got in an argument with Judas about selling the oil. He said, DON'T DENY ME THIS ONE PLEASURE. He yearned for his bottle of oil. He didn't like women. He dried his dirty feet on their hair. He was sick. He said the world hated him. He was a mega paranoid. He thought he was king of the world, but only SATAN is according to god. He was nasty too. Demanding, GET BEHIND ME SATAN! That was WRONG him trying to get Satan to do that. Trying to give A SERMON ON THE MOUNT. He was the first BROKE BACK MOUNTAIN MAN.

Anonymous said...

Notice how that pose of WINSTON CHURCHILL is like he is playing CHARADES and he is being a TOILET. That is the famous WINSTON CHURCHILL TOILET PHOTO. Winston churchill is a war criminal. He died a liquor head. He is a murderer for fire bombing DRESDEN. Innocent women and children boiled alive in their basements during the fire storm. Churchill was a dirty sadist. A murderer of women and children. He is gone now. Forgotten. Only recalled as a fat ugly drunk.

Anonymous said...

And, thanks for watching, and sharing this great opportunity with us. Tune in next time. Next week. Same time. Same station.