#402, 734 - 2nd Ave. NW,
This is good.
Standing in line to purchase your AIR JORDANS don't get pepper sprayed.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!PUBLIC NOTICE!TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. has taken over the world to regulate art. Artists shall have each of their creations judged. If they do not pass they shall instantly be placed on the patio grill and filmed. Your hard work does not matter because YOU do not matter. Only art that is PRETTY is to be allowed tapioca! Remember TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. is the BOSS OF YOU! Do not forget it! You at best are just a spider monkey whacking in a tool shed. Remember. REMEMBER, as an artit you are NOTHING unless you admire and totally worship TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. So get all of your art supplies on your pic nic table and start with the COLOUR CRAYONS and draw you uh PURDY PITCHER because YOU are NOT AN ARTIST unless TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. says you are worthy. The rest of you get a a bowl and sit on your momma's front porch and SNAP BEANS. SSSSSH! Can you hear. Evvvvvvveryone thinks you have no talent as an artist. Maybe you are just a FARTIST. Climb in that black bag with Yoker Owner and ya'll writhe around passin-gais on each other. TRUMAN IS ART! YOU ARE NOT! HE IS THE WORLD'S BEST ARTIST! BETTER THAN YOU! BETTER THAN GOD! HE IS SO LUXURIOUS! Truman is so lovely! Truman is so fair. He passes judgement rightfully and decides who is an artist. If you are not an artist. Then you need to give up those crayons. You need to bathe. You need to bathe. Take the cashier job at the GOOLSBY. Price check on isle three. Standing on those bunions. All of you reading aren't artists. Some of you reading this are ugly. Ugly. Ugly. But Truman is so luxurious! He is so delicious. He is better looking than your momma. He he is totally right. You are not an artist. You should get a job at the GOOLSBY.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Truman knows many of you out there do not love him. So he has compiled a list of names of aaaaaalllllll the artists who are going to be placed in the ART LABOR CAMP when he TAKES OVER THE WORLD! You and allllllll of your family shall live and work in rooms made out of cactuses. You shall be fed, and well taken care of. Even when you are 105 years old in hospice a head set can let you answer the phone at the party headquarters. WORK UNTIL THE LAST BREATH is the objective for YOU! Anyone who does not bow before the one true GOD BOSS OF YOU the gggggggggggggggggggreatest of all in the univrse TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. You shall be assigned to work in the toy PONY factory painting CUTIE MARKS on pony butts. All of you are going to be surgically neutered-castrated and lobotomized so you an not feel even happiness from eating a donut. You shall be totally as you are now but unable to laugh, feel joy, smile, cry, or any other response emotion. You only can say YYYYYES MASTER! YOU SAY AND I OBEY! At night you shall lay on a bamboo mat with your head locked in a video box looking at TRUMAN IMAGES as you go to sleep to dream of TRUMAN before you awaken the next day to join the work crew building roads and other tasks. WORK! NOT ART! You shall be a daily toiler. Slllllllllave-ing creating the New Truman World of LUXURIOUS TRUMAN! For Truman Bentley Jr. is all that matters. Above all gods. Oh. By the way. Todd sent some cool flyers for his band I'll send them to you Ross. Todd Zadnik plays some cool stuff. His new band is playing at THE GRADY TAVERN in CT. His new band is called SHAME AND CUPCAKES.
Positive Symptoms:Positive symptoms are characterized by behaviors which are easily spotted. They include delusions, thought disorders, hallucinations and movement disorders. Delusions are weird beliefs which are not based on reality, worse still; a person refuses to give up the beliefs even when they are presented with realistic information. Hallucination involves perception of feelings that are not real. This will include hearing voices that are not heard by other people or smelling strange odors.
I wish Turman's head was in that box. A psychologically healthy head, of course.
Judaism and Christianity. All religion that creates a god other than SELF is a non reality delusion thereforeTRUMAN BENTLEY JR. worshipping himself is the perfect example of a complete psyche. Man achieving his GOD awareness. God Reality SELF!The goal of TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. is to teach the world to worship SELF as the only god.
Dr. Sane can't see his head because it is covered by WALRUS.GOO GOO GUH JOOB!How's your diabetic foot.
Dr. Sane wants to Danny Pearl me. See. Liberalism has been taken over by fanatics. So much for the love of FREE SPEECH in their minds.
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