"Corella Deville sounds better. Southerners correct words that NEED CORRECTIN'. As a child I had a friend C.O. Livingston who insisted on calling an automobile's exaust THU DEZAWST PIPE. I've heard many kids discussing Disney's ARISTOCRAT cartoon or was it THE RESCUERS, the store in the film FILLIPITY CAFE PAWN SHOP BOUTIQUE. The only one's I won't stand for is TAKIN' IT FOR GRANITE and MAHCHOOR for MATURE. It has to have style. You JUST KAINT TALK STALE."
WORLD DESIGNER OF ALL LANGUAGE c/o THE MINISTRY OF THE NEWSPEAK CONFEDERATE DICTIONARY TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. 3219 CARDEN DRIVE COSCUMBUS GEORGIA 31907-2143
P.S. When I learned MUDHEAD didn't like me I made sure at the right moment in front of many I refered to him as MUDFLAP. Now if he ever does become a fan I'll never have to pick at him because I already did at our first meeting. I like to get insults out of the way so the ART can move forward. I wonder if it would have been better if I had called him MUDCAT instead.
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"Corella Deville sounds better. Southerners correct words that NEED CORRECTIN'. As a child I had a friend C.O. Livingston who insisted on calling an automobile's exaust THU DEZAWST PIPE. I've heard many kids discussing Disney's ARISTOCRAT cartoon or was it THE RESCUERS, the store in the film FILLIPITY CAFE PAWN SHOP BOUTIQUE. The only one's I won't stand for is TAKIN' IT FOR GRANITE and MAHCHOOR for MATURE. It has to have style. You JUST KAINT TALK STALE."
WORLD DESIGNER OF ALL LANGUAGE c/o
THE MINISTRY OF THE NEWSPEAK CONFEDERATE DICTIONARY
TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.
3219 CARDEN DRIVE
COSCUMBUS GEORGIA 31907-2143
P.S. When I learned MUDHEAD didn't like me I made sure at the right moment in front of many I refered to him as MUDFLAP. Now if he ever does become a fan I'll never have to pick at him because I already did at our first meeting. I like to get insults out of the way so the ART can move forward. I wonder if it would have been better if I had called him MUDCAT instead.
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Don't you know how to cut and paste, Truman?
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