Wednesday, March 30, 2011

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Truman doesn't want you to overlook this:

ROCTOBER
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5 comments:

Dr. Sane said...

Why?

5:27 PM
Anonymous said...

YAH YAH! YAH YAH!

Find the right current review pppplease!

ROCTOBER REVIEW TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. NEWSLETTER MAR. 29, 2011

I know the old review is good, but this new one, IT BEES FUNNY.

IKE TURNER
Deceased Sound designer

7:19 PM
Anonymous said...

"The new ROCTOBER REVIEW TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. NEWSLETTER article is funny!"

"SETCHYUHL CHOKTLIT"
Fund Raiser Band
TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. CULT

7:22 PM
Anonymous said...

"Dohktuh Sane UH BUSTUH!"

Peeps Tyson
2311 Sergio Street
Detroit, Louisiana 76543

8:01 AM
Anonymous said...

!!!!!MAIL ORDER OFFER!!!!
DO YOU STINK AND ARE TRASH?

TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. CAN IMPROVE YOUR LOATHESOME EXISTENCE. JUST FOR YOU TRUMAN HAS STARTED EATING LOUISIANA SARDINES IN CANS WITH MUSTARD AND HOT SAUCE. HE BOUGHT A SPECIAL CAN OPENER SO HE CAN REMOVE THE LID WITHOUT LEAVING A SHARP EDGE. AFTER EATING THE "DINES" HE PUTS THE CAN AND LID IN THE DISHWASHER. WHEN CLEAN HE TAKES THE CAN AND LID OUTSIDE TO SPRAY PAINT GLOSS WHITE. THEN HE GLUES A BEAUTIFUL BLACK AND WHITE PHOTO OF TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. TO THE LID. INSIDE THE CAN HE PLACES A SMALL NEW MILD BAR OF SOAP. HE PUTS THE LID ON AND PUTS A RUBBER BAND AROUND IT TO HOLD IT IN PLACE. FOR $20.00 CASH YOU CAN ORDER A CAN. CARRY IT AROUND IN YOUR POCKET AS A CONSTANT REMINDER YOU NEED TO BATHE. BEFORE LONG YOU'LL HAVE GOOD HYGIENE AND WON'T STINK ANYMORE. SO ORDER TODAY! SEND $20.00 CASH TO: THE ANSWER IS TRUMAN! c/o TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. 3219 CARDEN DRIVE COSCUMBUS GEORGIA 31907-2143 U.S.A. P.S. WHY NOT START ORDERING A FEW CANS EACH MONTH AS GIFTS FOR YOUR WHOLE FAMILY THIS COMING CHRISTMAS! MAYBE THE WALLPAPER WON'T PEEL SO BAD THIS YEAR!

8:03 AM

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