John D., endless GOONS & GOONETTES the world over send me endless, EEEEENDLESS DOLLAHS & STAMPS. Send me your address and I'll send you a quarter so your momma can go downtown and get a rat to chew that mole off her face. I'll also send along a few NEWSLETTERS too. Ppppppsyche!
Truman has followers who LOVE The Newsletter so much they go once a month and sell their blood plasma to get tithe money for their LORD and SAVIOUR, His Holiness Honorable SIR TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.
Ross. I go to flea markets and yard sales. Buy stuff on the cheap from rube scoobs. Then bulk rate box it to NICK. He then sells the collectibles on line. That's how he keeps his place well stocked with SPIDERMAN POSTERS!
Attention. All you mail art boobs. The Newsletter has a REAL FOLLOWING and REAL WORSHIPPERS. So you can say what you want. Its a REAL VIABLE ART PHILOSOPHICAL RELIGO-POLITICAL MOVEMENT. You can crack jokes all day. But the reality is, THE JOKE IS ON YOU!
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TRUMAN IS TRULY BAD ASS!
I'm sending in my dollars and stamps ... NOT!
did nick really send you a hundred bucks, tru?
John D., endless GOONS & GOONETTES the world over send me endless, EEEEENDLESS DOLLAHS & STAMPS. Send me your address and I'll send you a quarter so your momma can go downtown and get a rat to chew that mole off her face. I'll also send along a few NEWSLETTERS too.
Ppppppsyche!
Truman has followers who LOVE The Newsletter so much they go once a month and sell their blood plasma to get tithe money for their LORD and SAVIOUR, His Holiness Honorable SIR TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.
Ross I'll start sending you the most hilarious of the SUBSERVIANT cravatte fan letters. Jim Jones and Charlie Son of Man ain't got NOTHING ON ME!
Can you say TRUMAN KORESH!
Hey John D.
TRUMAN IS ROCKERFELLER!
or SUN YUN MOON!
Ross. I go to flea markets and yard sales. Buy stuff on the cheap from rube scoobs. Then bulk rate box it to NICK. He then sells the collectibles on line. That's how he keeps his place well stocked with SPIDERMAN POSTERS!
Thompson is currently working on collages glued-decopaged on canvasses I made for him. ALL WORTHYS ARE REWARDED!
Attention. All you mail art boobs. The Newsletter has a REAL FOLLOWING and REAL WORSHIPPERS. So you can say what you want. Its a REAL VIABLE ART PHILOSOPHICAL RELIGO-POLITICAL MOVEMENT. You can crack jokes all day. But the reality is, THE JOKE IS ON YOU!
TRUMAN creates art by destroying it.
TRUMAN creates friends by first making enemies.
TRUMAN says IN ORDER TO FIND YOUR SOUL YOU FIRST MUST LOSE IT.
Using BLACK MAGICK and WITCHCRAFT
TRUMAN eliminates all opposition.
TRUMAN is a sculptor and your mind is his putty!
REGE SATANAS!
AVE SATANAS!
HAIL
TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.!
HE IS THE ART DEVIL!
TRUMAN IS 24-7-365 ART!
While the rest of you SCHMUCKS are sleeping
TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. is creating art!
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