Saturday, March 12, 2011



Truman Bentley Jr. (himself!)

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's not Truman, that's

ANTHONY SOPRANO!

Anonymous said...

No its PAULIE GAUTIERE!

Anonymous said...

No its Namurt Leybent head of the IRGUN! I mean MOSSAD!

Anonymous said...

No its BUTCH PATRICK EDDIE MUNSTER!

Anonymous said...

No its NICK JOHNSON!

Anonymous said...

No its J.D. SALINGER!

Anonymous said...

No its HOLDEN CAUFIELD!

Anonymous said...

No its ROSS PRIDDLE!

Anonymous said...

No its FLAVA FLAV!

Anonymous said...

No its JOHN GALT!

Anonymous said...

No its KNEE HIGH CHING SINK KNEE HIGH!

Anonymous said...

No its a BAD ASS MOFO!

Anonymous said...

Say what you want about TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. but his name and image are right there next to J.D. SALINGER and DEE DEE RAMONE. You can't EFFIN' TOP THAT!

Anonymous said...

A MESSAGE FROM TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.

In 1979 I hung out for six hours with all of THE RAMONES at OZ RECORDS in Atlanta Georgia. I took rolls of 35mm B&W film. Later that year I got my SUPER 8 camera confiscated and later returned after I was pull out of the speakers on the stage of THE AGORA BALLROOM in Atlanta. I filmed THE RESTRAINTS and THE RAMONES almost their entire sets. I still have most of the color Super 8 film. Some of it is mixed in with my other films I made in the 1970's. I have it transfered now onto DVD. Marky was on drums and THE RAMONES were at their coolest right after ROAD TO RUIN.

John D. Offhisrockerfeller said...

Sexy ... NOT!

Anonymous said...

I was at THE MILAN ART FESTIVAL and there was a seminar on how DADA-FLUXUS-NEOISM was founded in 1906 by TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. and Stan Laurel. Being over 1,200 years old TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. lives off of psychic energy. Others wither and age. TRUMAN just gets younger and sexier. He is THE most SENUOUS man in the history of the world! I want to do him!

NICO
1313 Brimstone Lane
Dante's Inferno,Hades,66666

Anonymous said...

No you are wrong. He is sexy. Unlike that diminuitive circus geek your mom chose to be your father John D. He was definately an OFF-HIS-ROCKER-FELLER. The proof was in his pudding.

Yew Mahmuhisuhgit
52 Hilarity Lane
Watts California 91219

Anonymous said...

EVERYONE KNOWS if you are given TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.'S old clothes and boil them and drink the water it cures all health issues better than every drop combined that ever came from FATIMA.

Father P. Riddle
108 Cloister Road
Ifeelia, N.J.,67854

Anonymous said...

"Ya'll are just jealous because TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. invented THE FLUXUS-DADA-NEOISM ART MOVEMENT in 1906 with Stan Laurel."

Martha T Weeves
APT.3B Oaklahoma St.
Chauncey VT. 56432

Anonymous said...

TRUMAN has started selling his old clothes on line. No, not off the clothes line. But ON LINE. You can either buy them to wear or sleep in, or cut up to make coffee and water filters. These liquids shall MAKE YOU BETTER, of MORE VALUE just by drinking THE HOLY WATER OF TRUMAN. A shirt is only $200.00. And it is raggily and woe-out. BE A BETTER YOU. This can only be achieved through total TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. worship. Worship only him. Only. He is the only TRUE WORK OF ART!

Anonymous said...

HE IS SO PERFECT!

Anonymous said...

"OH HE'S JUST KNEWD-ITY, WE LOVE HEEM!"

LADIES OF POWER
666 Dionysys Avenue
Salem Township
Danvers, Ma. 66669

theo said...

No, you are all wrong. I have carefully examined this thing you call a photograph. It is comprised of small artifacts called “pixies” which are not to be confused with pixels. The orientation and placement of the pixies has resulted in an image you claim to be a a human called Truman Bentley Jr. This is not the case. The pixies are shown to have a strong preference for honey. This image is most undoubtably a harmonic representation of Winnie the Pooh’s brother. His name is Fred.

Anonymous said...

"I want to boil TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.'S jock strap to extract the honey! It's thick and rich like nug-get!"

Veronica Powers
12 Lycenum St.
Brierre, Greece
Lm4 A75

Anonymous said...

"Truman is so clean he improves bath water. His bottled bath water shipped to you to fill a tub for your mom can cure all of her problems. If she'll just sit in the tub fully clothed for thirty minutes. She can even soak her wig in it. The soak shall inprove her looks and skin condition too. For $2000.00 you can have enough of Truman's bath water to fill your mother's tub. Wow! Finally she can be IMPROVED! Tell your muthuh about it!"

Lutrille Withers
18 Glory Rd.
Falwell Texas, 76543 U.S.A.

Anonymous said...

"Is TRUMAN'S bath water available as a communion type traditional holy water facsimilie in tiny necklaced sized and pocket bottles? I hope so. My mother stanks and it would be a saving grace for her to have the opportunity to be cleansed. Let me know. Thanks!" "Oh yeah. Praise TRUMAN! HE IS LORD OF ART! FULL OF ART! HAIL TRUMAN! PRAISE HIS GESSO!"

Ronald Dondemmo
2311 Shinner Ave.
Diprock Texas, 56433

Anonymous said...

"I gave up being STUPID. I gave up being FLUXUS. To be a follower of the TRUE ART! TRUMAN BENTLEY JR.!"

Vic Len Cronstelle
#2B Muffin Ave.
Chelsea, VT. 78645

Anonymous said...

"Why do people put repetitive FLUXUS stamp markings all over their envelopes? It is because they are stupid people jumping on top of something STUPID. To the average person the word FLUXUS looks really stupid. Swinging around bunny rabbit images and FLUXUS the word all over envelopes is the first sign of NO TALENT. Its like walking in somewhere and seeing DUNGEONS & DRAGONS, POKEMON, or LORD OF THE RINGS geeks salivating over their hobby. Two steps below STAR TREK and STAR WARS addicted types. I've soldered plumbing and electronics and FLUX has another meaning with purpose. The problem with ART is it is like the CIRCUS when it comes to town. Every piece of trash for fifty miles crawls out of the wood work to go to it. It is now time to use FLUXUS like the toilet paper it is. Wipe your arse on it and then flush it! FORGET FLUXUS! ITS LLLLAME!"

Ms. Rhonda Boles
3211 Whitecliffe Ave.
Mawntone Ct. 00897

Anonymous said...

"TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. IS THE ANTI-FLUXUS!"

Sylvia Cohen
Leycee Galley
14 Triftenstrasse
Lycerne Switzerland
BN 078